I'm always happy when I see Bill Clinton on TV. I am also happy when I hear Journey. You can imagine how I felt when I saw Hillary Clinton's new TV spot. Bill walks into a diner (they were spoofing on The Sopranos, but that was lost on me), and Hillary is waiting for him in a booth. "Don't Stop Believing" is playing in the background.
I'll touch briefly on this, but I should share that I believe Steve Perry is the ultimate light-rock frontman. (I won't say he's the ultimate rock frontman, because we all know that's a three-way tie between Mick Jagger, Freddie Mercury, and David Lee Roth.) Having established this point, it goes without saying that I also hold Journey up as the ultimate light-rock band. Chicago, Air Supply, REO Speedwagon? No thanks. There's only room for one winner here.
I was especially excited because the Hillary presidential campaign has been pushing a "let's get the young people into it" stunt in recent weeks by asking folks to vote online for the new Clinton campaign theme song. Among the totally unappealing choices were two overused U2 songs and something awful by Shania Twain. But when I heard "Don't Stop Believing" at the start of the commercial, I thought - for one brief moment - that maybe, just maybe Hillary could be my next President afterall.
But I was wrong. It turns out some Celine Dion song won the vote, thereby losing my support entirely. I don't know if Barack Obama has considered a campaign song, but if he has, let me cast my vote right now for "Any Way You Want It."
2 comments:
Gag for Celine Dion. Even Canadians hate her.
I don't watch "The Sopranos" because, well, I don't watch tv, but I did look up the commercial just to check it out. I do love Bill. I once sang in a choir for an event at which he spoke, and the room sparkled once he entered. For real. A bit of a creep? Yes. Amazingly charismatic? Yes. And everyone makes fun of me but I like Hillary. I don't know if she's the one, but I think she is a good, smart option. Except for her bad campaign song.
Bill is a slimy politician, but you can't hate him - you just can't. He can charm his way out of anything.
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